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Anti-Granny Hands - Hand Crème - Orange Vanilla

Sale price$20.00

Hands feeling more fossil-like than newborn babe? Yeah, ours are dry AF too.

Hydrate the hell out of your hands with our lightweight blend of jojoba oil and cocoa butter. Our unique blend will leave your hands feeling silky and young without the greasy gross feel. The perfect gift for you or your friends because you can lie about your age but your hands can't. 

Vegan and Cruelty-Free. 

Anti-Granny Hands - Hand Crème - Orange Vanilla
Anti-Granny Hands - Hand Crème - Orange Vanilla Sale price$20.00

Customer Reviews

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Grace T.
Smells SO good and works really well!!

Amazing!! I have super dry hands, especially after washing them, and this stuff works SO well. The smell is also amazing, not overpowering but still fragrant enough to be good! I bought it from a local boutique and like it so much, I am going to buy more to add to my bridesmaid proposal boxes!

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Gail J.

Very nice. Emollient, sinks into skin rather quickly. Slight, pleasant scent. Good for everyone. Cute packaging, too.

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Shannon O.
Anti Granny Hands For Sure

My friends with the worse dry skin love these hand cremes and the orange vanilla is one of the faves!

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Anonymous

Absolutely love your “Anti-Granny Hands” moisturizing hand creme. Found it in a small San Francisco cafe and was attracted by the name. I sampled the try-it tube and it felt so good. The orange and vanilla scent is subtle and refreshing. I use it daily on my hands and arms. My five year old grandson has taken to sniffing my arms and telling me “you smell so good Grammie”. High praise from both of us.

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Michele P.
Love this hand cream!

I originally purchased this from a cute shop in Chicago while visiting my son. I loved it so much, I purchased more online for friends and family as Christmas gifts. Highly recommend.

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Customer
LOVE THESE PRODUCTS

This is a gift, so I haven't tested it, but I've been in love with the matches and everyone, who can handle a little naughtiness, will be getting them. XOX

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Karen S.
Granny Cream Works

I love my Granny Cream. It keeps my hands soft and smells so good.

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Lynn E.
Love this!!

Love the scent, the emolience, and the way my hands feel!

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A.G.
Great Cream - Funny, smells awesome and it actually works

Loooooove this hand creme. It's silky, smooth and smells great with zero greasy after feel. Keeps my hands moisturized and looking fresh. It's not overly scented and the phrase cracks me up every time I use it. Five stars, will buy again.

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Sam
Warning: May Cause Obsession

I never thought I’d be excited to slather my hands in lotion, but here we are. The names? Hilarious. The packaging? Gorgeous. And the scents—WOW! I bought ‘Hand Job’ (sea salt citrus neroli), ‘Dew Me’ (grapefruit), and ‘Anti-Granny Hands’ (orange vanilla). Not only do they smell divine, but the lotion is actually amazing. Not sticky and NOT GREASY! 10/10, will continue avoiding granny hands with these babies!